Relationships

Why She Wants To Be Pampered

It’s common knowledge most women love the finer things in life. Women are attracted to rich men, women care disproportionately about fashion, and of course, most consumers are women. And so there has always been this tension in the male provider-paradigm that a woman wants to spend things a man earns, and doesn’t think so much […]

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How Meghan Destroyed Harry

Full disclosure before this gossip column analysis: I could give two SHITS about the royal family. Prince Andrew is a confirmed pedophile, and he’s just the surface of the evil shit that goes on behind their “glamorous” lifestyle. But nevertheless it is very interesting seeing how things have unfolded with Prince Harry. Of course, it wasn’t hard

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My Mike Pence Transformation

I put it out on the interwebs the other day a little drama that occurred in my broader social circle: Now, before I dive into this, I must defend myself. Someone asked why I didn’t just say off the bat I wasn’t interested. 2 reasons: First, I’m not sure what my troll’s social world is

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A Rich Little European B*tch

As you know, I love my little eavesdrops in this cafe. Tonight’s flavor was a conversation between two young, 22 year old aspiring actresses — one Romanian, one American. This chat was a charming one to listen to. Like most artistic girls, these ladies had a natural beauty and femininity to them. And the girls

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“Can I Save My Marriage?”

A reader writes in, initially quoting me: “He has not shown up as a man. And escaping into another woman is not going to solve what created his current relationship problems.I know, because I spent the first couple of years with my wife in the same sort of situation.” My question is this, did you

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